Raja Lawak 2

[ Gelanggang Raja Lawak 2 ]

Hurray!!!Nabil udah menang Raja Lawak Season 2..Credit tu Cik Has a.k.a "akak keta baru" kerana telah bermurah ati mensparekan tiket tuk aku..Hehehe..Kami mmg suke p event FREE!!Overall mlm tuh Nabil punye show mmg best. Lawak die mmg mantap mcm kengkwn sgt tak mcm atas pentas aku rase..hahhaah!!Ape aku merepek da..Big clap to Cham and XN3 gak for their effort. Also thanx to sepupu sepapat has yang turut memriah alam kan dewn mlm tuh..hehee..

[ muke org yg suke p show FREE ]

Tapi cinta ku tatap kapada Zizan..Huhuhu!!Aku suke amat Zizan nih..Dulu rajin tuh vote..Hahahha!!!!Lap u Jijan!!


So Has our next mission...ABP plak..akan ku usaha kan tiket free..huhuhu!!!


"Lu pk la sendiri.."

[ Tangan yang telah dipinjamkan oleh akak depan kami ]

[ Bersama sepupu sepapat Has ]

The road not taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;


Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

>> i like this poem very muchies since i was in school!!!teringat plak aku kat miss Tan. hehehe...nak motivasi diri ah konon..go go Fati..

Aku dan masalah

Ring..ring..
Kak L>> Hello, Is Tina (bukan name sebenar) around?
Fati>> Em..im sorry she not around. Can u call back in 5minutes time?
Kak L>> O..sure.em is it Fati?
Fati>> Yup!!
Kak L>> O..em..camne nak start ye..sebenarnye kak L ade benda nak ckp sket nih.
Fati>> Oh yeah?Sure can..Cakap la..(dalam hati dh dpt agak ape yg die nak ckp nih tapi pure2 cool saje la kan)
Kak L>> Sebenarnye nk ckp semlm tp since Fati bz kan kuar masuk xpea..Em..Kak L bukan ape nk tegur sket on ur dressing code. Since we are Islamic company so Kak L xsuke la ng ur dressing sket. Kalu ble pki la yg lengan pjg kan. Especially when u meet client. Aurat tuh tutup la kan.
Kak L>> Hello...ade org ke??(aku telah menjauhkan fon dr telinge cam ein slalu buat kat mak die.hahahha!!)
Fati>> Ye saye dgr..
Kak L>> Cam xelok la for our company reputation kan. Baju kecik seluar ketat tuh xkesah la since korang kan keje keluar kan nak angkat2 brg . Ye la kalu nak suruh pki baju krung kang pyh la plak kan.(die nak aku pki baju kurung ke ape??) So kak L nak mintak sket je la. Len kali pki la baju yg pjg2 sket tutup lengan siku tuh
Fati>> nada yang kurang ikhlas jek Oket!
terus letak fon then smbg keje sambil dlm hati ni befikir2..nak process ke maklumat atau just put in the trash..hehehhe!!!!Aku kejam!!

*Sigh*

Do any want has suggestion on what to wear when meet the client??

Again arini ade problem ng aku punye kak L. Kekadang muak gak aku nih dh tp aku ni plak degil kan xreti bahse org tuh dh ckp bape kali pon xnak ikut. Nape la nyusahkan diri sendiri. But for me I dont' matter la kan org tuh nak pakai ape as long as die xbogel jek p office. In my point of view la kan. Kite ni kan dh besau panjang ble la pk seme benda. Takkan la asyik nak tegur larang org else lagi kan. Ntah la...

To kak L..Im sympathy with u to hav a stubborn employee like me..hehehe..Just wondering do Islamic company just concern about aurat? Benda lain xamik kire ke? Ngumpat ke..Caci maki ke..Tipu ke..Makan duit pekerja ke..Pekerja makan gaji bute ke..Pekerja tido dlm office ke..Mengular ke..Bodek lebih2 ke..Tabur janji2 palsu ke..hahaha!!!Islam xmengajar kite mendiskriminasi kaum..Be fair to everybody..

When gurl met gurl

muke2 org yang teruja nk p shopping

Location : Sunway Pyramid

Time : 4.30pm

Objective : Has is paying her futsal hutang yang bernilai RM7.50

Maka Fati pon menuju la ke lokasi yg diplan kan a few minutes before met. Has suppose to do some work at Bilik Gerakan. Politician la kate kan.hehehe...And I was in the office supposely settle few work but end up dgn..Emm..No comment!! Since otak dh tepu and Has plak dh kebosanan dok kat bilik gerakan yg entah kan ade org entah kan tidak so we decided to meet somewhere. Konon nye nak hang out jek and Has nak byr hutang yg tak seberapa tuh. Alasan nak melepak jek sbnrnye.

Sesampai je kat Pyramid, andrenalin aku tetibe jek di tahap max tat kala aku terpandang kan satu words yg sangat puaka bg perempuan I guess, SALE!!!Muahahaha!!!Memg tepat pd masenye. Aku dh stress beberapa minggu ni kan maka it's time to had some theraphy!!Yippie!!! Sampai tak cari Has but trus je masuk kedai2 yg ade stiker SALE. Ikut hati yg di hasut syaitan ni nak je aku amik seme yg aku kenan kan..Tp sabar ye cik Fati duit ko bukan RM18000.00..Dah masuk 2 3 kedai baru la realize that I'm suppose to meet Has. So contact la Has.."Weh aku kat ladies department Jusco"..Huh!!Dasar perempuan gak. Aku pon cr la entrance Jusco. Xsangka la plak entrance tuh trus je ke ladies department maka aku pon tesangkut la gak kat situh. Has aku xjupe tp yg aku jupe fitting room. Sempat try sedozen attire la. Lupe daratan btol aku.

Dah try2 baju barula jupe ng Has..Dah tuh Has plak ckp die lapar xlunch pon lagi. Em..Since aku xkuar kan pon duit lagi maka berjln la cr CIMB ATM kan. Punye besau Pyramid tuh ade la seketol CIMB jek. And queue bapak la macam lipan. Tp demi duit aku sanggup beatur. Lame gak la kan. Has siap p Giant beli sushi. Dah kuar duit maka tibe la mase utk mengisi perut sebelum bejuang di medan perang..Ahaks!! Mmg tak berubah dr dulu problem nak decide tmpt mkn. Dah pusing bangunan yg 'kecik' tuh 2kali last2 mkn kat secret recipe.

Kenyang je perut gelak2 jap maka tibe la mase yg dinanti kan..Menyerang kedai2 yg sales. Muahaah!!!Aku suke!!Happy!!!Aku rase cm bahgia gile dunia nih dpt shopping. Gile lame xbuat aktiviti nih. Sampaikan membership card expired pon xsedar. Dah abis beli maka ble la blah kan. Tp sempat gak singgah Jco kan tapau sedozen sorg. Hah!!Mmg sebln aku xpyh merengek nak Jco. Makan smpi lebam!

Result:

Aku : sehelai jaket (same ng Has), sehelai seluar, sehelai baju, sedozen Jco

Has : sehelai jaket, sehelai seluar, sedozen Jco, satu lagi aku lupe la..adoi!!

Discussion:

Aku n Has mmg alergik ng sales no matter what..Hehehe!!So we need to plan back our financial for this month..Ahaks!!BTW Has still xpuas hati sebab die xdapat bli handbag..hahaha!!Kene tunggu after wedding Pije.Sabar ye combi..

Conclusion:

Aku n Has bejaya betemu TETAPI Has tidak bejaya membayar hutang futsalHahaha!!!Malah die menambah hutang nye kepada RM40.00 tunai..