Raja Lawak 2

[ Gelanggang Raja Lawak 2 ]

Hurray!!!Nabil udah menang Raja Lawak Season 2..Credit tu Cik Has a.k.a "akak keta baru" kerana telah bermurah ati mensparekan tiket tuk aku..Hehehe..Kami mmg suke p event FREE!!Overall mlm tuh Nabil punye show mmg best. Lawak die mmg mantap mcm kengkwn sgt tak mcm atas pentas aku rase..hahhaah!!Ape aku merepek da..Big clap to Cham and XN3 gak for their effort. Also thanx to sepupu sepapat has yang turut memriah alam kan dewn mlm tuh..hehee..

[ muke org yg suke p show FREE ]

Tapi cinta ku tatap kapada Zizan..Huhuhu!!Aku suke amat Zizan nih..Dulu rajin tuh vote..Hahahha!!!!Lap u Jijan!!


So Has our next mission...ABP plak..akan ku usaha kan tiket free..huhuhu!!!


"Lu pk la sendiri.."

[ Tangan yang telah dipinjamkan oleh akak depan kami ]

[ Bersama sepupu sepapat Has ]

The road not taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;


Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

>> i like this poem very muchies since i was in school!!!teringat plak aku kat miss Tan. hehehe...nak motivasi diri ah konon..go go Fati..

Aku dan masalah

Ring..ring..
Kak L>> Hello, Is Tina (bukan name sebenar) around?
Fati>> Em..im sorry she not around. Can u call back in 5minutes time?
Kak L>> O..sure.em is it Fati?
Fati>> Yup!!
Kak L>> O..em..camne nak start ye..sebenarnye kak L ade benda nak ckp sket nih.
Fati>> Oh yeah?Sure can..Cakap la..(dalam hati dh dpt agak ape yg die nak ckp nih tapi pure2 cool saje la kan)
Kak L>> Sebenarnye nk ckp semlm tp since Fati bz kan kuar masuk xpea..Em..Kak L bukan ape nk tegur sket on ur dressing code. Since we are Islamic company so Kak L xsuke la ng ur dressing sket. Kalu ble pki la yg lengan pjg kan. Especially when u meet client. Aurat tuh tutup la kan.
Kak L>> Hello...ade org ke??(aku telah menjauhkan fon dr telinge cam ein slalu buat kat mak die.hahahha!!)
Fati>> Ye saye dgr..
Kak L>> Cam xelok la for our company reputation kan. Baju kecik seluar ketat tuh xkesah la since korang kan keje keluar kan nak angkat2 brg . Ye la kalu nak suruh pki baju krung kang pyh la plak kan.(die nak aku pki baju kurung ke ape??) So kak L nak mintak sket je la. Len kali pki la baju yg pjg2 sket tutup lengan siku tuh
Fati>> nada yang kurang ikhlas jek Oket!
terus letak fon then smbg keje sambil dlm hati ni befikir2..nak process ke maklumat atau just put in the trash..hehehhe!!!!Aku kejam!!

*Sigh*

Do any want has suggestion on what to wear when meet the client??

Again arini ade problem ng aku punye kak L. Kekadang muak gak aku nih dh tp aku ni plak degil kan xreti bahse org tuh dh ckp bape kali pon xnak ikut. Nape la nyusahkan diri sendiri. But for me I dont' matter la kan org tuh nak pakai ape as long as die xbogel jek p office. In my point of view la kan. Kite ni kan dh besau panjang ble la pk seme benda. Takkan la asyik nak tegur larang org else lagi kan. Ntah la...

To kak L..Im sympathy with u to hav a stubborn employee like me..hehehe..Just wondering do Islamic company just concern about aurat? Benda lain xamik kire ke? Ngumpat ke..Caci maki ke..Tipu ke..Makan duit pekerja ke..Pekerja makan gaji bute ke..Pekerja tido dlm office ke..Mengular ke..Bodek lebih2 ke..Tabur janji2 palsu ke..hahaha!!!Islam xmengajar kite mendiskriminasi kaum..Be fair to everybody..

When gurl met gurl

muke2 org yang teruja nk p shopping

Location : Sunway Pyramid

Time : 4.30pm

Objective : Has is paying her futsal hutang yang bernilai RM7.50

Maka Fati pon menuju la ke lokasi yg diplan kan a few minutes before met. Has suppose to do some work at Bilik Gerakan. Politician la kate kan.hehehe...And I was in the office supposely settle few work but end up dgn..Emm..No comment!! Since otak dh tepu and Has plak dh kebosanan dok kat bilik gerakan yg entah kan ade org entah kan tidak so we decided to meet somewhere. Konon nye nak hang out jek and Has nak byr hutang yg tak seberapa tuh. Alasan nak melepak jek sbnrnye.

Sesampai je kat Pyramid, andrenalin aku tetibe jek di tahap max tat kala aku terpandang kan satu words yg sangat puaka bg perempuan I guess, SALE!!!Muahahaha!!!Memg tepat pd masenye. Aku dh stress beberapa minggu ni kan maka it's time to had some theraphy!!Yippie!!! Sampai tak cari Has but trus je masuk kedai2 yg ade stiker SALE. Ikut hati yg di hasut syaitan ni nak je aku amik seme yg aku kenan kan..Tp sabar ye cik Fati duit ko bukan RM18000.00..Dah masuk 2 3 kedai baru la realize that I'm suppose to meet Has. So contact la Has.."Weh aku kat ladies department Jusco"..Huh!!Dasar perempuan gak. Aku pon cr la entrance Jusco. Xsangka la plak entrance tuh trus je ke ladies department maka aku pon tesangkut la gak kat situh. Has aku xjupe tp yg aku jupe fitting room. Sempat try sedozen attire la. Lupe daratan btol aku.

Dah try2 baju barula jupe ng Has..Dah tuh Has plak ckp die lapar xlunch pon lagi. Em..Since aku xkuar kan pon duit lagi maka berjln la cr CIMB ATM kan. Punye besau Pyramid tuh ade la seketol CIMB jek. And queue bapak la macam lipan. Tp demi duit aku sanggup beatur. Lame gak la kan. Has siap p Giant beli sushi. Dah kuar duit maka tibe la mase utk mengisi perut sebelum bejuang di medan perang..Ahaks!! Mmg tak berubah dr dulu problem nak decide tmpt mkn. Dah pusing bangunan yg 'kecik' tuh 2kali last2 mkn kat secret recipe.

Kenyang je perut gelak2 jap maka tibe la mase yg dinanti kan..Menyerang kedai2 yg sales. Muahaah!!!Aku suke!!Happy!!!Aku rase cm bahgia gile dunia nih dpt shopping. Gile lame xbuat aktiviti nih. Sampaikan membership card expired pon xsedar. Dah abis beli maka ble la blah kan. Tp sempat gak singgah Jco kan tapau sedozen sorg. Hah!!Mmg sebln aku xpyh merengek nak Jco. Makan smpi lebam!

Result:

Aku : sehelai jaket (same ng Has), sehelai seluar, sehelai baju, sedozen Jco

Has : sehelai jaket, sehelai seluar, sedozen Jco, satu lagi aku lupe la..adoi!!

Discussion:

Aku n Has mmg alergik ng sales no matter what..Hehehe!!So we need to plan back our financial for this month..Ahaks!!BTW Has still xpuas hati sebab die xdapat bli handbag..hahaha!!Kene tunggu after wedding Pije.Sabar ye combi..

Conclusion:

Aku n Has bejaya betemu TETAPI Has tidak bejaya membayar hutang futsalHahaha!!!Malah die menambah hutang nye kepada RM40.00 tunai..

Why women still single..

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

credit to ein for sending me this email..I like it!!hehehe...

Chocot in memory July07~Feb08

Cocot yang suke tido

Yesterday morning I received msg from my mum "ocot dah mati sian tgk matenye".

Chocot ni kembar kpd kaka. Keterunan kucing siam. He soooo manja since he was the youngest. Diorg ni lahir kat dlm kotak kasut mase kat umh sewa. Mase memula die dpt jln tuh cute sgt. Since lahir dlm kotak longgokan kasut maka die jln pon xstabil. Letak dlm umh die lari2 pastuh langgar kerusi la pintu la. Kekadang rase ble biol plak kepala tuh. Klako rase nye. Then when the nite come tepaksa la letak blk dlm kotak so xda la mak die cari kan. But they dont want o live in the kotak anymore. Main terjun2 kotak plak. Dhnye my sis & I decide to let them stay in our house. Since angah pon x keje so die la yg will take care of them. Dlm umh tuh pon dh ade sekor kitten yg namenye elmo. Kire ok la ble jd kwn kpd elmo kan. Day by day they grew up so fast. This week tgk kecik je next week dh gumuk! Diorg ni ske sgt main dlm pasu bunge. Cocot dok pasu while Kaka and Elmo at outside men cakar2 Cocot. Mcm buli Cocot gak la.

Since dok kat umh teres mase tuh so tepaksa la kurung je kittens ni dl umh. Dh mcm die ahli umh la gak. Sliding door tuh asyik tutp jek. Dah kate asyk tekurung dlm umh kan maka hal2 perkumbahan pon dilakukan dlm umh la gak kan. So angah la yg buat seme aktiviti pembersihan. Kaka & Cocot die kurang disiplin sket. Die rase nak kencing die trus je kencing xkire la depan tv ke dapor ke bwh kusi ke. Anywhere la. Angah gak la yg cuci seme najis2 nye. Mmg jage abis la sbb mmg umh tetap bersih tanpa sebarang bau2 krg enak.

Time mkn is the best moment. Dieorg be3 ni kalu mkn mmg lahap. Siap bunyi2 tp Cocot ni suke ngalah so die slalu mkn sket jek. So when come to mkn angah la yg akan suap Cocot nih. Mase memula dulu nak jilat air pon xreti kene bagi gune picagari kan. Lame2 br la reti nk jilat. Time mandi mmg la time yg plg mencabar. Kucing mane suke mandi kan. Tp cocot la yg plg cool mase mandi. Senyap saje even tak ngaiw pon. May be he like to bath. Sbb nnt bdn xbusuk kan Cocot.

Time flies, we moved to our new house. Org tak pindah lagi Cocot Kaka & Elmo pindah dulu. Ibu bought a sangkar for them sbb takut dieorg xselesa wif new home. Seminggu jek amik mase nk biase kan diri. 3of them were very happy since they hav freedom to go anywhere. Exploring the house. Blakang umh plak ade hutan so cm best gile. Die lompat lari kejar2 guling2 so and so.

Cocot ni suke sgt tido. Ble kate most of time die tdo. Mase time mkn ble plak ko sedar kan. HUH! Angah la org slalu melayan die tido. Tdo atas katil die, tgk tv sesame, memasak sesame, kemas umh seme la Cocot ikut jek angah nih. Kekadang tuh tido atas perut angah. Kalu kenduri yg perlu bermlm angah reluctant to go. Die akan cr segala mcm alasan utk elak dr p. Cocot pon cm xbg je kalu kitorg nk kuar. Kalu kami kuar umh die akan ikut jek smpi kat pintu keta. And finally angah akan ngalah untuk x p sbb sian tgk die buat muke seposen.

Middle of ramadan arituh, Angah dpt offer training tentera darat. Guess what, she only dpt berthn selama 3ari saje. Mase 2nd day tuh die dh teringat kat kucing2 kat umh. So die lari blk. Mase die blk tuh Cocot yg sambut die kat pintu pagar..Haha!!Klako btol la 2org ni kan. Cm couple plak. Cocot pon happy jek.Mase angah xda makn pon sket jek pdhal dh suap dlm mulut. Ngade2 tol Cocot nih.

Awal January arituh angah dpt offer jd TUDM. Itu mmg her dream so she need to tinggal kan Cocot kan. Em..I guess quite a tough dugaan for her. Maka tepisah la Cocot n Angah mase tuh.

1st day angah xda kat umh Cocot dh mule sedey. Makan pon xnak. Die mcm tecari2 someone jek. N probably angah la kan. Hari demi hari cocot makin susut badan nye.Makan pon sket jek. Port yg plg die suke lepak ng angah is depan tv. So evertime die masuk umh die akan dok depan tv atas kusyen die smbl pandang je kami2 tp muke die sedey je tak happy pon. Then die stat to sakit. Ye la may be sbb krg mkn kan. Badan tuh dh makin kurus. Memula sakit mate letak oinment then elok jap then sakit smule. Die asyik ngiaw jek tp suare makin ari makin serak. Sian sgt tgk die. Die dh xcm dulu lompat2 pusing2 umh. Die cume dok kat kusyen. Cm tunggu someone. Aku sedey sgt tgk.

Cocot in his favor port

Mase G, my youngest sis blk semester break, Cocot kejar die mase die turun keta and ikut je G. Mase tuh aku dpt rase yg Cocot miss angah so much. And he suffering slame angah tinggal kan die. Mase G baring dpn tv Cocot naik atas bdn G and felt sleep. Cocot a bit happy wif G tp aku rase die tau org yg tunggu tuh bkn la G. Everyday G pamper Cocot. She let Cocot to sleep in her arm eventhough tgn die dh lenguh. Suapkan die mkn. Bagi susu. Bwk die main2 kat dpn umh. Tp kegembiraan yg G bwk dlm hidup Cocot hanye la sementara.

After raya cine tuh G blk Dungun smule. And Cocot jd suram blk. Since kat umh pon hanye ade my parents. I think he fell so lonenly. My parents pon busy wif their work so mlm je la dpt manje2 kan die. Tp itu xcukup bg Cocot. He need more than that. He want angah! Day by day he become worst. Last 2week mase aku blk his condition dh cm teruk gak la..Die asyk baring jek. Bernafas pon susah jek. Asyk sekat2 cm org lelah. Tdo pon xlena. Mase tuh aku rase berat die cume 100gram jek. Aku angkat die. Ringan sgt. Mase tuh aku rase kalu die mati pon lg elok. Last Friday my mum call die ckp Cocot dh agak kronik la gak. Die even tak daya nak bgn . Bgn je then jatuh. Dek kerana badan die terlalu kurus mate die pon dh macm nak terkeluar jek. Ibu bg mkn whiskas tp 2ketul pon xabis. Then die trus terbaring. Abah pon angkat die letak dlm sangkar and selimut kan die bg die rehat. Mase lepas selimut kan tuh Kaka dtg kat Cocot and jilat2 Cocot. My mum tesentuh sgt mase tgk tuh. Then Elmo plak jilat die. Kaka and Elmo dok dlm sangkar teman kan Cocot.

Mlm pon berlalu, as usual pg Ibu bukak pintu umh n sedia kan breakfast for the cats. Saat tuh la die nmpk Cocot dh xbegerak. Die mati dlm keadaan tdo. Masih berselimut and dlm sangkar. Ibu msg aku then aku msg G. Kaka and Elmo pon sedey. Die dok diam jek dlm umh xmo mkn. Until this moment Angah xtau ape yg jd kat Cocot. Sbb aku takut angah akan blk sbb aku tau die terlampau syg all the cat. Die dh pesan suh jage seme leklok. And I'm sory angah. we've trying our best but may be Allah lebih syg kan die.

Stress is at the peak

wohoooo!!! Aku amat sgt terlampau paling stress arini.. Ni memang dh tahap lapisan ke-897. Dah xle nak handle pon ye gak kot. 3more days to the due date of my 1st project.. &^%&$#$!!!!

Buat bos yang aku hormati, kalu terbace blog ni kan. Bos slalu ckp aku ade bnyk mase kan sbb sempat blogging la facebooking la frenstring la tapi hakikatnye di kala ni aku bukan la mempunyai bnyk sgt mase tetapi aku sgt amat tidak tau ape lagi nak buat kerana apabila kite tertekan kite dh mmg xle nk pk ape yg ble dibuat maka tepaksa la luah kan je kan. Semmmgnye aku ni insan yg lemah sgt lemah dgn tekanan. Xbisa nk lwn. Penat la nk lwn emosi nih. Berkecamuk dh jadinye.

I'm sorry bos to let you down. Kalu bos keciwa maka aku ni lagi aku 3765% keciwa dr bos sbb xdapt nk laksanakan tugaas kan. Namun ape kan daya aku ni xsehebat ko la bos. Pada mulenye aku xda la rase nk mampos camnih kan tp dh nak smpi ujung2 ni aku dah rase akan desakan yg amat mendalam. Dgn hardware yg aku pon xtau ke amne supplier tuh dh ship kan. Agaknye posmen tuh dah silap p ofis kot. Ape yg akan jd software plak cm anak kambeng men skipping jek.

Apsal ko telalu yakin ng aku hah bos?? Tlg la jwb. Pdhal ade org tuh baru je ditauliah kan sebagai associate developer pon br je buat 1program and die never ever xprience lansung buat program. Nape aku jd pekerja ko yg bertuah hah bos? Ade agenda yg tersembunyi ke? Nak naikkan gaji aku kpd double ke?

Aku wonder dr awl apesal la ko amik aku nih keje kan pdhal aku rase candidates lain ramai lg kot yg better dr aku. Never mind its fate for me..

Argghh!!! Camne ni bos programming xsiap2 nih...

Come on Fati!!!

Ape2 pon bos time kasih sbb meluangkan mase membace nukilan aku di board ofis td. Itu ikhlas dr lubuk hati hempeduu jantung tuh bos...